Ivy:
OH. that's my name. Remember it SO here is where i introduce myself?. Shut up. i know how to work this. xP
Loves: God.
I Rock. Whoot!
For I have many secrets to tell you.
That I am
Studious book-loving Geek by day, Head-banging Rockstar by night, and I am Ivy Joy since I was born.
I'm your heroine.
oh well here's my chance to let the whole world know who I am.
Yes, the
whole world:)
So i'm not going too x).
Eating: currently fasting
Drinking: currently fasting
Watching: DisneyChannel
Listening: 7 things- Miley Cyrus
Surfing: YouTube
Reading:
nothing Sunday, March 29, 2009
3 minutes of ur life
i was trying to shoo a bug off my camera. i swear.
i really should sleep earlier. Eyebags!! They practically cover half my face now. =/ not a panda/ racoon or whatever animal with black rings around their eyes. xP
although if i did sleep anymore, 3/4 of my day would be taken up.
dilemma. dilemma.
Oh buy coupons for *ahem* Fiesta Georgian *ahem* from ME! rm 50 worth of coupons waiting to be sold. U know u want to.
BUY!
ah i still have the old aunties to sell it to anyway so bleah to u ppl.
BUY!
have to go do moral tugasan nw
BUY!
4 kerja amal, 8 tugasan harian
BUY!
gasp
BUY!
by reading this post u just wasted at least 3 minutes of ur time.
BUY!
thts 3 minutes u'll never get back.
BUY!
I hope nigahiga was right about subliminial messaging.
9:53 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Friday, March 27, 2009
Sue Me.
I got bored. So sue me.We got our marks this week.
Don't ask. Don't!
So to cheer myself up i watched nigahiga's (totallyawesomerockurworldkindacool) youtube videos.
This is my ALL-TIME favourite. Well not counting the "Movies in Minutes" and the "How To Be ...." series. xDDD
we literally Laugh out Loud just thinking about it.
OHHH SHIIITT!
rotfl!! xD
ahhh.. so it's kinda shallow. Sue me.
Earth Hour! A Reminder to all u people to Switch off those lights! =D
Im just as confused as u. Sue me.
lalalala..chaarliie..
6:47 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Monday, March 23, 2009
earth hour
*jeng jeng jeng*
haha
anyway do support this awesome-save-the-world-together-gether movement
switch off ur lights
at 8.30 pm on the 28th of March
yay! coz we're all doing it.
vote against global warming. whoot!
i feel so grown-up saying that, except for the 'whoot!' part tht is.
8:10 PM love like there's no tomorrow
March-ies ??
OH! I almost forgot!
6:38 PM love like there's no tomorrow
A Happy Happy Birthday (Belated) to all of u born in March.
Sorry sorry pai saih.
Dad! Happy 4* th birthday. xP
U don't look too bad in reading glasses.
and no he's not Malay/Indian/Indonesian and neither am i.
bleeah.
and the little girl's not me. I would have broken his back doing that.
Brother! all grown up
may we continue to annoy each other in the name of sibling rivalry.
haha
Aida. (aiiiee-dah!)
Holds the title of ICC Drctr. Dnt play play.
an awesome(extremely sociable)friend who never fails to come up with amusing topics of conversation.
*Whacks*
Dianne. =D
a L.E.O. /L.E.G. (i like L.E.Girl better now.haha) with a burning passion for God.
watch out.
To the girl with the red red cheeks
"short ppl stick together!" xP
Sin Shi. The not-so-new girl. =D
always a great partner to swap sarcastic remarks with during cavell practice.
haha
Ze Yin. Far Right.
I miss turning Singapore upside down with u guys!
The girl who never-not-smiles is driving already.
so i'll honk if i see u. LOL
6:38 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Bad bad place
Going back to That Bad Place 2moro.
I have just noticed i barely finishd my hw.
"Slacking, ivy, ur slacking" screams the little voice in my head.
Random spelt backwards is modnar.
Modnar.
Oh, sleepover pics in next post. Promise. Promise. xD
*BIG sigh*
10:11 AM love like there's no tomorrow
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Legal. Almost.
muahaha. envy me. 'L' wei.
i drove yesterday. whoot.
my first driving lesson after tht practical one month ago. fun fun fun.
not so when my the car dies.
i know i know! "Dnt let go of the clutch so abruptly."
Instructor: Okay, so try going up that hill.
Up THAT hill?!
Insturctor: Yeah yeah it's really easy. Just slowly let go of the clutch and when u start moving step lightly on the accelerator and just before u reach the yellow line, when the wiper and side mirror is perpendicular to the first stick step on the clutch and brake. Then put in free gear and pull the hand brake and check if ur front tyre is on the yellow line. If not u'll fail. Got it?!
Huu-uh?! o.O
So whatever i tried and i didnt pull the handbrake properly and started sliding backwards. =OO Naturally i screamed lah. Not a good idea, let me tell you that. Especially with the instructor next to u.
But i do park good. Super straight. Tqtq. xP. I can only do it right with the sticks though. How i'm going to side park on a real road, i dont know.
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oh and welcome back Encounter ppl! It can only get better from here. =D
8:27 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Saturday, March 14, 2009
we don't actually sleep
What we need to do this holiday is to...
...have that sleepover already.
shut up about the lame pics we took as *ahem* kids okay. xP
4:42 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Friday, March 13, 2009
i won lekors today!
I'm sorry i insulted ur recitals of physics formulae!
Lol. Karma.if i had known insulting the Intelligent-nies would mess up my paper i wouldnt have done it in the first place.no, screw that. I'm lying.
no, screw THAT i'm just kidding!
i had to do my Civics paper smellng like boiled egg and soya sauce.
i don't care. 3 lekors at least for public humiliation, carmen ng. Grr.. xP
n the video WILL be deleted. Even if i have to hold u at knifepoint during ur RFL walk, aida. Okay stupid idea, bt u get the picture.
6:09 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Thursday, March 12, 2009
so go and put a banana in your ear
Mid-term exams are the worst!
Grr... bad breakouts, bigger eyebags and unclear chemistry questions.
Funny how the Maths teacher can still find time to do Qi Gong at the back of the class.
but at least i sleep.
(and not stay up watching unnecessary Youtube videos *ahem*)
and it's unnerving how my desk in the class in smack right in the middle of an intellectual hub
surrounded by geniuses. Literally.
Wait till tomorrow lah, when the chanting of Physics formulae starts.
they'll be finishing each others scientific statements.
Laughed alot these past few days.
Donno. Everyting seems funny(ier) now.
OR i could just be going crazy without knowing.
*sings the banana song*
4:25 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Grr... bad breakouts, bigger eyebags and unclear chemistry questions.
Funny how the Maths teacher can still find time to do Qi Gong at the back of the class.
but at least i sleep.
(and not stay up watching unnecessary Youtube videos *ahem*)
and it's unnerving how my desk in the class in smack right in the middle of an intellectual hub
surrounded by geniuses. Literally.
Wait till tomorrow lah, when the chanting of Physics formulae starts.
they'll be finishing each others scientific statements.
but other then that, they're a great help if u forget the meaning of catalyst at the last minute.
yay! i have awesome genius friends! =DD
Laughed alot these past few days.
Donno. Everyting seems funny(ier) now.
OR i could just be going crazy without knowing.
*sings the banana song*
I want:
- fooood (preferably Karen's chocolate digestive biscuits. xP)
- hair to have never existed! (or the weather to be slightly cooler. pls)
- to drive already
Anyone going Relay for Life?
oh wait u'd have to talk to me face to face cause im still not goin to get a CBOX. Nyeh.
yes i do have a stubborn streak.
may the blessings of the
Anglo-Saxon protection be upon u child
4:25 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Friday, March 6, 2009
u can't play on broken strings
OH GOSH
i suck, i know
very few people can get me tongue-tied
*strangles self*
crapcrapcrap.
....
when i'm speaking
it's the voice of someone else.
....
11:13 PM love like there's no tomorrow
i really should be studying
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
coool..!
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
o.O how on earth would they know?!
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
still in shock over the pig fact
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
9. Polar bears are left handed.
Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
What do u need to taste at the bottom of a pond?
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
Creepy. Stupid immortal things!
13. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
14. Butterflies taste with their feet.
15. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
i know ppl like this
16. Starfish don't have brains.
i also know people like this
17. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
18. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
19. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
20. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
if u watch discovery ud know this. not a nerd!
21. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
22. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
23. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
24. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
26. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
27. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
28. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
29. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
30. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
ironic
31. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
haha. oh yes we're a negara maju alright.
32. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
33. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
34. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
35. Pearls melt in vinegar.
36. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
37. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
38. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
39. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
40. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
hahaha..how cute!
41. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
42. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
o.O okaaay. thts...useful.
43. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
44. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
45. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
46. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
47. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
48. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
49. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
50. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
can u?!
51. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
52. A snail can sleep for three years.
i dnt think the ones we kept as pets were sleeping. RIP Gary, Fluffy, Bullet-Joe
53. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
and and 'silver' and 'orange'
54. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
55. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
56. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
57. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
aaand...
58. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
59. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
60. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
that would be scary
61. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
62. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
63. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
10:47 PM love like there's no tomorrow
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
coool..!
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
o.O how on earth would they know?!
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
still in shock over the pig fact
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
9. Polar bears are left handed.
Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
What do u need to taste at the bottom of a pond?
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
Creepy. Stupid immortal things!
13. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
14. Butterflies taste with their feet.
15. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
i know ppl like this
16. Starfish don't have brains.
i also know people like this
17. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
18. The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
19. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
20. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
if u watch discovery ud know this. not a nerd!
21. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
22. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
23. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
24. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
25. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
26. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
27. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
28. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
29. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
30. The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
ironic
31. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
haha. oh yes we're a negara maju alright.
32. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (rumor)
33. All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.
34. Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
35. Pearls melt in vinegar.
36. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
37. The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
38. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
39. A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
40. The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
hahaha..how cute!
41. Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word 'criminal.' The second was William Jefferson Clinton.
42. Turtles can breathe through their butts.
o.O okaaay. thts...useful.
43. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
44. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
45. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
46. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
47. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
48. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
49. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
50. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
can u?!
51. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
52. A snail can sleep for three years.
i dnt think the ones we kept as pets were sleeping. RIP Gary, Fluffy, Bullet-Joe
53. No word in the English language rhymes with 'MONTH.'
and and 'silver' and 'orange'
54. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
55. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
56. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
57. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
aaand...
58. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
59. 'Go', is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
60. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
that would be scary
61. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
62. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
63. Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
10:47 PM love like there's no tomorrow
Monday, March 2, 2009
Llama is spelt with an 'l'
Greeetings..!
b4 u guys start to lecture me on the importance of updating.. i HAVE PICS!
yes yes jst scroll down n watch us make a fool out of ourselves during our last raptai.
=/
and sports day(which i wasnt even allowed to take out my phone..hmm..)
don't ask. i dnt even rmmbr.
peeeople. thumb.
it was bloody hot! haha.
9:24 AM love like there's no tomorrow
b4 u guys start to lecture me on the importance of updating.. i HAVE PICS!
yes yes jst scroll down n watch us make a fool out of ourselves during our last raptai.
=/
and sports day(which i wasnt even allowed to take out my phone..hmm..)
jan makes a good 'lala'.
who knew?
don't ask. i dnt even rmmbr.
peeeople. thumb.xP
it was bloody hot! haha. this reminds me of those siamese twins joined at the head u see on the discovery channel
yaay..!
jun can be a good 'lala' if she wanted, too.
hahaah. Nightingale's mascot, Ashleeey!
yaay..!
"everyone make a kissy-face."
haha
jun can be a good 'lala' if she wanted, too.
hahaah. Nightingale's mascot, Ashleeey!the full costume was even cuter.
Thissvane's mascot tail.
Thissvane's mascot tail.whoot. xP
curi-curi taken picture.
curi-curi taken picture.aida!
btw good job on the 4x100.
=D
Speaking of which they didnt let us run. =/
rawr.
anyway thank God for non-ahem-pontengers.
would have taken more pic on sports day buuut...
anyway had fun 'trendsetting'. Pfffft..
Random fact: the queue in front of the milo van looked like the queue in third world countries where ppl line up/ shove their way to collect grains/water frm the army or smtg.
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Exams! =O
9:24 AM love like there's no tomorrow